February 2012
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
users: no, the tags.
tumblr: fanmail?
users: tags
tumblr: footnotes?
users: fix the tags
tumblr: all, right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
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Watchspicybutthole:
what
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
i should not be on the roads omg
just one episode of Downton Abbey and then I’m going todo my piles of hw ;~;
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what i did this weekend:
went to watch a movie and failed
instead went jumping with little kids and successfully didn’t pee myself!
^managed to cause one jump house to dis-inflate and possibly kill some children
followed a speeding car but lost them
instead went to the asian market which was terrifying
^proceeded to ask bibi if that was what it felt like when she went places with me
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arpeggiated replied to your post: arpeggiated replied to your post: today i saw two…
No! The desk was completely clean, so I didn’t even know you left me one. :c
What?! ;~; Well you have one waiting for you on Tuesday. And I’ll write you another one tomorroa~
weezybakeoven:
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Me: You know I've been thinking about situations where it'd be dangerous to sneeze. Like, driving. And, when you have to poop in public, or pee. Also, when you're holding a gun
Bibi: And if someone holds a gun to your head and tells you they're going to kill you if you sneeze.
Me: Yeah! And if you're holding a knife to someone's throat.
Mom: If you're thinking about this you seriously need a hobby. Or to do your homework.
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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ms.O’Brien reminds me of Snape..is that weird?
also i’m craving a hot dog and i wasn’t going to think anything more of it but then i saw that picture of hot dogs and now i’m going to eat one
yolo
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
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arpeggiated replied to your post: today i saw two birds having sex and i didn’t know…
You are so cute, I can’t handle it.
LOOL I’m really not though..did you get my note today??:D
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today i saw two birds having sex and i didn’t know it at the time…i thought the bigger bird was just being mean and pecking the smaller bird on the head…and then i asked my mom…and she told me…and now i feel like the first time she told me what sex was
also my step-sister’s dog keeps fucking barking and i don’t know why! she’s literally been...
hepatitis:
for lent i’m just giving up
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cuethefire:
CELEBRATE BECAUSE J.K. ROWLING IS WRITING A NEW BOOK
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akat0ast replied to your post: i take my driver’s test tomorrow please pray they…
Good luck.
Thank you so much! :’)
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I passed you guys!!!!!11!11
Thanks for the prayers and good thoughts. :’)
My mom is waiting in line because I didn’t realize how cold it was gonna be and she’s knitting and talking to two truckers
follow the yolo brick road
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Watchmaxfuckingbemis:
legdisabled:
cataquack:
basedgodtrilla:
yeah that
that wasn’t nice
yeah that dude’s a dick but I think we can stop defending people in revealing clothes if said clothes don’t even cover the ass in its entirety
yeah…no that was still pretty terrible
why is she walking around in circles
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i take my driver’s test tomorrow
please pray they have an open time when we get there
please also pray that i pass
please
please
please
well you don’t have to pray
but send me good thoughts
ok
bye
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Watch(via hejjmariana, blanklove)
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WOW i was just scratching my foot and it was really raspy-sounding and i got really scared and so i stopped scratching my foot and it stopped but i didn’t realize it was because i was scratching my foot so i started scratching it again and i got scared and i jumped and then i realized and i’m a fucking idiot and i’m upset and i’m about to go to sleep
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
